FaceBlech: An All-New Social Media Platform From Hammer and Nigel Enterprises – 93.1FM WIBC

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Introducing the world’s most transparent and honest social media platform available today: “FaceBlech,” from Hammer and Nigel Enterprises.At FaceBlech, we don’t bother to feign interest in the user experience. We just don’t give a damn! We’re here to collect your information and your friends’ so we can sell it to as many people as possible!And because you’re a loyal listener to the Hammer and Nigel Show, you’ll receive absolutely no benefit whatsoever!Experiencing technical issues? Who cares!Getting bombarded with ads? That’s the whole point, you pathetic imbecile!Not sure where to send your feedback about our service? Bend over and we’ll show you!Click below to hear our latest ad!

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