Elon Musk’s Neuralink Will Get U2 Record Preloaded on Brain Chip as a Memory and Not Spotify, Bono Confirms

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Elon Musk recently announced that his newest startup Neuralink will actually be able to outfit humans with an additional brain chip that will already be preloaded with memories of the latest known U2 record. This information was confirmed from some “extremely upset” sources.
The exciting music feature
According to Elon Musk, they needed a certain starter album in order for people to see how the brain chip works. He added that U2 is something that he considers a “really exciting” get for them. It was stated that the last time that they tried to do something just like that, it was actually universally loathed but he stated that it was only because of the fact that “people hate Apple” following with the statement “they love me”.
This was said while ignoring a huge barrage of Joe Rogan telling him to get Bono along with the boys to bring legitimacy to the whole prospect of “leveling up” the complete human experience. The best part of this is that if you actually try to delete it, it will then download but another set of brand new U2 records and just multiplies like a kind of Hydra.
The negative comments about the chip

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